hotwhiteguy:

kissing is so fucking weird like “hey let me attack your face with mine oh and here comes the tongue”

Posted: June 20th • 1:47 • 854 notes
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reblogmyselfie:

*uploads selfie*
*crowd boos*

Posted: June 20th • 0:06 • 17,038 notes
reblogmyselfie hotwhiteguy

punkbread:

*snorts lines of mac n cheese powder*

Posted: June 20th • 0:05 • 1,716 notes
punkbread satan-official
The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

Posted: June 20th • 0:05 • 687,701 notes
obey-my-bad-ass-swag lookat-mybigholes
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imstuckonearth hotwhiteguy
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svink satan-official

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

Posted: June 20th • 0:04 • 255,477 notes
darrynek chelseadehoran69
laniheartshorses:

“damn, we got a late one.”
“i hope it’s metatron and i hope it hurts.”
laniheartshorses satan-official

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